
TRANSFORMERS: Rise of the Beasts Review
**SPOILER WARNING** “Calling all Autobots, Calling all Autobots, Roll Out!” With that, I heed the call of the last prime!

**SPOILER WARNING** “Calling all Autobots, Calling all Autobots, Roll Out!” With that, I heed the call of the last prime!

Ok, so let's get the important things over with first. Yes, there's an obscene number of explosions. Yes, there's lots of giant robots, and a generous sprinkling of offensive stereotypes. Yes, there's some long, gratuitous, pornographic shots of expensive American Military kit in Luridly oversaturated colour.... Oh, and there's a huge 3 headed flying robot dragon that's actually a combiner made up of 12 ancient Transformers. Only in a Michael Bay film could the last part be a footnote.

Pinch, punch the first of the month, yes it’s archaic but that doesn’t change the fact that I still got pinched and punched by my 5 year old.

This coming weekend - Saturday, 20th June, my home town is once again hosting Dale-Con: The Return of the Jedi to Rochdale;, our very own con.